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Time:02:19 pm
A. Would it be annoying to you guys if i changed lj names? I rather hate mine. i would refriend all of you!
B. If you answered "no" to the question in part A., what should i change my lj name to??

sincerely, martha

(what about "sincerelymartha"????) (or is that too weird?)


I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK I DID IT ANYWAY! don't make fun of "sincerelymartha" for it is my NEW LJ name!! friend me!!
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Time:05:21 pm
PS i don't have time for livejournal. PS i am CRAVING contact with the outside (of my bed-room study-area) world. PS I LOVE YOU GUYS. ps don't respond to this too much, it'll lure me like ALL the way back to livejournal. PS i want a boyfriend. PS i want the men in the JCrew catalogue. PS just got the JCrew catalogue SHIT SON.

PS only one more month of the current level of shit-i-ness!!!
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Time:09:41 pm
i worship my grandparents.
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Current Music:NONE, get off my CASE.
Time:02:45 pm
Current Mood:coldcold
several facts pertinent to my life right now:

1. usually when i type, "livejournal.com" it comes out "liejournal.com"
2. that's much more ironic in my case than you might imagine
3. my brother calls my mom "dana face" instead of "mom"
4. pineapple-lemon is not a good juice combination
5. teachers shouldn't be afraid to consume appropriate amounts of alcohol at gala events just because students are present although i find that extremely cute/endearing
6. similarly, speaking of alcohol but not teachers, obviously, certain people shouldn't get drunk with certain other people...
7. my brother just picked up the phone, pushed a button to make it ring, and pretended to talk to someone
8. my brother ALSO tried to get me to give him six bracelets in exchange for one hug
9. i said no
10. i now have a plethora of new, dress-code appropriate shirts
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Current Music:STEVIE
Subject:hopefully you haven't already seen this a million times...
Time:09:38 am
Current Mood:jubilantjubilant
Dear Red States...
> We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
> we're taking the other Blue States with us.
> In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington,
> Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
> believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
> to the people of the new country of New California.
> To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
> We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot
> Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
> We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
> We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
> We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
> We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You
> get Alabama.
> We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
> pay their fair share.
> Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
> Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
> bunch of single moms.
> Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
> anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
> once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have
> kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no
> purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
> children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and
> hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our
> resources in Bush's Quagmire.
> With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
> of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
> and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
> America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
> 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
> of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
> condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
> Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
> With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
> percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
> costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
> tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
> Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
> Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
> We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
> Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
> actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
> unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
> that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved
> in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people
> with higher morals then we lefties.
> By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
> weed they grow in Mexico.
> Peace out,
> Blue States
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Time:03:47 pm
i hate livejournal.
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Current Music:whopper crunch crunch
Subject:um.... ahdsl;fhk
Time:08:42 pm
Current Mood:busybusy
sorry to post so many times in such a short period of time, but does anyone know how to contact adrienne klutho??? slash like what time zone she's in?? i "bought" almost every single one of her school books but i don't remember if i ever paid....


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Current Music:STEVIE WONDERRRRRRRRRR (stevie wonderful)
Time:06:29 pm
Current Mood:geekygeeky
it's called compulsive eating and it's my favorite of all my disorders, my least favorite being chronic diarrhea. haHA kidding! that's not actually my least favorite.
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Current Music:afternoon delight (just kidding but HA)
Time:12:00 am
Current Mood:fat
how how how did this happen? not only am i already broke for the month of september (did i... even BUY anything???) earlier this evening i was dressing up to be with the.. somethingest man alive. so fucking... compelling. and hot. and..

anyway. flash forward and suddenly i'm at this party which starts out like.. ah. i don't know anyone here very well (there were only like six people including me and my brother) but it turns out everyone is awesome and, well the party HAD to rock because the whole reason we got together was that my friend marshall bought a humongous projector (uh yeah, for his BEDROOM which is practically an apartment whathafah!?) and we watched anchorman which i now WORSHIP as one of the greatest works in all of cinema. ps boy was not there which is actually the main reason the party started out like.. ah. ..

so then final flash forward: i'm sitting at my kitchen counter, typing away at the computer SCARFGOBBLING the world's BEST french fries and a frosty (DAMN YOU, MARSHALL FOR LIVING BY WENDY'S!) ps, just today i committed to a healthy foodness.. ha.

so. i think perhaps this happened because in the last 39 hours, i have had less than 4 hours of sleep. 3 1/2, actually. SHIT. i need to go to bed. and work out tomorrow. and do my homework. and love that goddamn boy. and watch 40 year old virgin. and get a bedroom/in-home theatre as cool as MARSHALL'S HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!

Stay classy, Portland.
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Current Music:elliott's band practicing downstairs.
Time:04:10 pm
Current Mood:stressedstressed
it's strange to me how accurate i find this to be..


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